1. Why did the computer fall in love with the internet? Because it was a match made in cyberspace!
2. Why did the man bring a ladder on his first date? He wanted to take things to the next level...literally!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine...and a lot of love!
4. Why did the man bring a magnet to the bar? He was attracted to the bartender...and the beer!
5. Why did the woman bring a pillow to the party? She wanted to have a soft spot for someone!
6. What do you call a very small Valentine's Day gift? A valen-tiny...but mighty love!
7. Why did the man bring a compass to the date? He was looking for a direction in love...and a way out of the friend zone!
8. Why did the woman bring a mirror to the date? She wanted to reflect on their love...and check her hair!
9. What do you call a love that's out of this world? Alien-ation...or a love that's simply astronomical!
10. Why did the man bring a clock to the date? He wanted to wind up the romance...and make it last forever...or at least until the next date!
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