Funny Humor

1. Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they're two-tired! 2. What do you call a bear with no soc…

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd …

1. Why did Dad's dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff! 2. Why did Dad become a master of the kitchen? Bec…

1. Why did Dad's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist! 2. Why did Dad bring a compass t…

1. Why did Dad bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house! 2. Why did Dad become a baker? He kn…

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd …

1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take things to the next level! 2. Why did the woman go to …

1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house! 2. Why did the woman bring a mag…

Puns 1. Why did the coffee go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little jittery! 2. Why did the baker go to the ban…

Kids' Jokes 1. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! 2. Why did the banana go to …

1. "The Punny Bartender" A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a …

Here's a joke for you A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say…

1. "Why was the math book sad?" Because it had too many problems. 2. "Why did the coffee file a police r…

1. _"Morning Motivation "_ "I'm not waking up, I'm just resetting my sleep timer." 2. "…