1. "The Punny Bartender"
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. A few minutes later, he heard, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who might have spoken. A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "Great haircut!" This time, he decided to investigate. He asked the bartender, "Did you hear those voices?" The bartender replied, "Oh, that's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."
2. "The High-Roller"
A guy walked into a bar with a giraffe and said, "The high balls are on me!"
3. "The Road to Nowhere"
A man walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and said, "A beer, please, and one for the road."
4. "The Holy Trinity"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
5. "The Chicken Crossing"
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. "The Computer Diet"
Why did the computer go on a diet? To lose some bytes!
7. "The Banana Split"
Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!
8. "The Egg-cellent Joke"
Why did the egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure!
9. "The Orange You Glad"
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
10. "The Coffee Break"
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
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