Funny jokes

1. Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they're two-tired!

2. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!

3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!

5. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

6. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador!

7. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs!

8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

9. Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough!

10. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi!