1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the woman bring a magnet to the party? She wanted to attract some attention!
3. Why did the man go to the doctor and say, "Doc, I've got a problem. I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" The doctor said, "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." The man replied, "Is it common?" The doctor said, "It's not unusual."
4. Why did the man take his dog to the vet? The dog was feeling ruff!
5. Why did the man go to the bar and order a beer and a ladder? He heard the drinks were on the house!
6. Why did the woman go to the bar and order a beer and a mirror? She wanted to see what she was drinking to!
7. Why did the man go to the doctor and say, "Doc, I've got a problem. I've been feeling like a chicken lately." The doctor said, "Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood."
8. Why did the man go to the bar and order a beer and a pillow? He wanted to have a soft drink!
9. Why did the woman go to the bar and order a beer and a box of matches? She wanted to have a hot drink!
10. Why did the man go to the doctor and say, "Doc, I've got a problem. I can't stop singing 'The Yellow Rose of Texas.'" The doctor said, "That sounds like a Tex-Mex problem."
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