Funny Humor

1. Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they're two-tired! 2. What do you call a bear with no soc…

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd …

1. Why did Dad's dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff! 2. Why did Dad become a master of the kitchen? Bec…

1. Why did Dad's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist! 2. Why did Dad bring a compass t…

1. Why did Dad bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house! 2. Why did Dad become a baker? He kn…

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd …

1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take things to the next level! 2. Why did the woman go to …